Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th June 2003

Dilbert//5184, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 25th June 2003

Tags

smell like manager fiery concoction agree with me breath enhancer around up cigarettes farm shovels coffee

Official transcript

Dogbert is standing on The Boss' desk. He points to a bottle and says to The Boss, "A good manager needs to smell like a manager."

Dogbert continues, "Your breath should be a fiery concoction that says, "Agree with me or die."

Dogbert picks up the bottle and says, "Try 'Dogbert's Management Breath Enhancer.' made from ground-up cigarettes, farm shovels, and coffee."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A GOOD MANAGER NEEDS TO SMELL LIKE A MANAGER.

YOUR BREATH SHOULD BE A FIERY CONCOCTION THAT SAYS, "AGREE WITH ME OR DIE." TRY "DOGBERT'S MANAGEMENT BREATH ENHANCER ," MADE FROM GROUND-UP CIGARETTES, FARM SHOVELS AND COFFEE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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