Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd July 2003

Dilbert//5191, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 2nd July 2003

Tags

touch prototype get shock must touch zap second time

Official transcript

Dilbert is wearing a lab coat and goggles; he's working on a new device. Dilbert says to The Boss, "Don't touch the prototype or you'll get a shock."

The Boss thinks, "Must touch."

The Boss is shocked into particles, "Zap!!"

The Boss is burnt and torn up. Dilbert says, "Don't touch it a second time."

The Boss thinks, "Must.. touch.. second.. time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T TOUCH THE PROTOTYPE OR YOU'LL GET A SHOCK.

MUST TOUCH ZAP!!

DON'T TOUCH IT A SECOND TIME.

MUST...

TOUCH SECOND TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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