Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd July 2003

Dilbert//5192, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 3rd July 2003

Tags

grow revenue new products calling in strategy eliminate waste miss you

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "Our strategy is to grow revenue from new products."

Dilbert turns to The Boss and asks, "How obvious does an idea need to be before we'll stop calling it a strategy?"

The Boss says, "And we plan to eliminate waste."

Dilbert responds, "We'll miss you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR STRATEGY IS TO GROW REVENUE FROM NEW PRODUCTS.

HOW OBVIOUS DOES AN IDEA NEED TO BE BEFORE WELL STOP CALLING IT A STRATEGY?

AND WE PLAN TO ELIMINATE WASTE.

WELL MISS YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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