Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th July 2003

Dilbert//5194, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 5th July 2003

Tags

winning streak snowball poker snowman turn up heat four queens turn up furnace melt snowman

Official transcript

Headline: Meanwhile In Heck... Phil is playing poker with a snowman. Phil says, "You're on a winning streak, Snowball."

Phil goes over to the thermostat and adjusts the temperature. He says, "But let's see what happens to your chances when I turn up the heat!"

Phil says into the telephone, "That's right - the furnace is broken again!"

Snowball says, "Four queens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MEANWHILE IN HECK...

YOU'RE ON A WINNING STREAK, SNOWBALL.

BUT LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHANCES WHEN I TURN UP THE HEAT!

THAT'S RIGHT - THE FURNACE IS BROKEN AGAIN!

FOUR QUEENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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