Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th July 2003

Dilbert//5193, first published 23 years ago on Friday 4th July 2003

Tags

alice cell phone every two minutes flushable owner wonders where technology

Official transcript

Alice is sitting in her cubicle. On the other side of the wall, a cell phone makes the noises, "Beep-beep-a-beep-beep-a-beep."

Alice thinks, "Every two minutes."

Alice looks into the next cubicle and and clenches her teeth at the cell phone lying there. A coworker approaches Alice and asks, "Have you seen my cell phone?"

Alice responds, "Was it metallic, noisy and flushable?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

-- - Beep -- EVERY TWO MINUTES.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY CELL PHONE?

WAS IT METALLIC, NOISY AND FLUSHABLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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