Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th July 2003

Dilbert//5204, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 15th July 2003

Tags

writing email 12 page description carpal tunnel issue do work self inflicted chapter email

Official transcript

Tina is sitting at her computer. Dilbert approaches and asks, "Tina, would you...?"

Tina interrupts him, "Hold on while I finish writing this e-mail."

Tina says, "It's a twelve-page description of my carpal tunnel issue, and the fact that there's never enough time to do my work."

Dilbert asks, "Are all of your problems self-inflicted?"

Tina responds, "That's it! I'm adding a chapter about you. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, WOULD YOU...?

HOLD ON WHILE I FINISH WRITING THIS EMAIL.

IT'S A TWELVE -PAGE DESCRIPTION OF MY CARPAL TUNNEL ISSUE, AND THE FACT THAT THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME TO DO MY WORK.

ARE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS SELF-IN- FLICTED?

THAT'S IT!

I'M ADDING A CHAPTER ABOUT YOU.

OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.