Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th July 2003

Dilbert//5205, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 16th July 2003

Tags

business reporter wall times post gazette new product line nick name for ceo

Official transcript

Dilbert answers his work phone, "Hi, this is Dilbert."

The voice on the other end says, "Hi, I'm a business reporter for the Wall Times Post Gazette."

The reporter says, "I'm doing a story about how dumb.. I mean dynamic... your new product line is."

Dilbert comes home and tells Dogbert, "Then he promised not to print the amusing nickname I have for our CEO."

Dogbert responds, "You are so dynamic."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, THIS IS DILBERT.

HI, I'M A BUSINESS REPORTER FOR THE WALL TIMES POST GAZETTE.

I'M DOING A STORY ABOUT HOW DUMB..

I MEAN DYNAMIC..

YOUR NEW PRODUCT LINE IS.

THEN HE PROMISED NOT TO PRINT THE AMUSING NICKNAME I HAVE FOR OUR CEO.

YOU ARE SO DYNAMIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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