Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th July 2003

Dilbert//5208, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 19th July 2003

Tags

cooperate with hunt 17 suspects talked to reporter email archives phone records linguistic patterns punish all of them

Official transcript

Headline: Corporate Witch-Hunt. Catbert is standing on The Boss' desk. The Boss says, "I've narrowed the list to seventeen suspects who might have talked to that reporter."

The Boss continues, "Now we'll check their e-mail archives, phone records and linguistic patterns until we identify the offender."

Catbert says, "And then we can punish all of them just for being on the list."

The Boss responds, "I like the way you stink."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CORPORATE WITCH-HUNT I'VE NARROWED THE LIST TO SEVENTEEN SUSPECTS WHO MIGHT HAVE TALKED TO THAT REPORTER.

NOW WELL CHECK THEIR EMAIL ARCHIVES, PHONE RECORDS AND LINGUISTIC PATTERNS UNTIL WE IDENTIFY THE OFFENDER.

AND THEN WE CAN PUNISH ALL OF THEM JUST FOR BEING ON THE LIST.

I LIKE THE WAY YOU STINK.

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