Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th July 2003

Dilbert//5207, first published 23 years ago on Friday 18th July 2003

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corporate witch hunt products stink diving rod liar pormise honor of family holy

Official transcript

Headline: Corporate Witch-Hunt. The Boss asks Alice, "Alice, did you tell a reporter that our producs stink?"

Alice responds, "I promise on the honor of my family, and on all that is holy, that I did not."

Alice is sitting at her computer. The Boss approaches from behind with a device in his hands. He says, "So I guess you're calling my divining rod a liar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CORPORATE WITCH-HUNT ALICE, DID YOU TELL REPORTER THAT OUR PRODUCTS STINK?

I PROMISE ON THE HONOR OF MY FAMILY, AND ON ALL THAT IS HOLY, THAT I DID NOT.

SO I GUESS YOU'RE CALLING MY DIVINING ROD A LIAR.

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