Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th August 2003

Dilbert//5238, first published 23 years ago on Monday 18th August 2003

Tags

multiple personalities fired cowboy little girl twins aftrenoon mime

Official transcript

"I'm trying to fire a guy who has multiple personalities."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TRYING TO FIRE A GUY WHO HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.

I'M EXHAUSTED. I FIRED THE COWBOY, THE LITTLE GIRL, AND THE ASTRONAUT THIS MORNING. I'LL DO THE TWINS LATER THIS AFTERNOON.

IM TIRED, BUT IT'S A GOOD TIRED.

CAN I DO THE MIME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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