Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd August 2003

Dilbert//5243, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 23rd August 2003

Tags

boss aprroaches slices clicks comouter filthy images projecting himself obvious paranoid

Official transcript

"Alice, I notice that you always click something when I approach."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NOTICE THAT YOU ALWAYS CLICK SOMETHING WHEN I APPROACH.

OBVIOUSLY YOUVE BEEN USING COMPANY TIME TO LOOK AT INDESCRIBABLY FILTHY IMAGES.

AND WHY DOES THAT SEEM SO OBVIOUS TO YOU?

LET'S LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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