Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th August 2003

Dilbert//5244, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 24th August 2003

Tags

boss touched by new hire cry hired special skill identifying good people part instinct favorite color

Official transcript

"When I'm not helping team members, I like to feed the poor or read to blind people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I'M NOT HELPING TEAM MEMBERS, I LIKE TO FEED THE POOR OR READ TO BLIND PEOPLE.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY. ALL I WANT IS A CHANCE TO HELP HUMANITY REACH ITS FULLEST POTENTIAL.

YOU'RE SO WONDER - ME CRYS MOURREG HIRED.

COME MEET THE TEAM.

EXCELLENT I HAVE A SPECIAL SKILL FOR IDENTIFYING GOOD PEOPLE.

IT'S PART INSTINCT, PART EXPERIENCE.

AND YES, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE ESP.

WATCH THIS.

ALICE, YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS..

MITTEN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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