Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th August 2003

Dilbert//5246, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 26th August 2003

Tags

million lines of code irrelevent data key your car no choice

Official transcript

"Our new product has half a million lines of code!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT HAS HALF A MILLION LINES OF CODE!

TRANSLATION: THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS PRODUCT, SO YOU HOPE I'M IMPRESSED BY IRRELEVANT DATA.

NOW AVAILABLE IN ECRU!

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO KEY YOUR CAR ON THE WAY OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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