Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th August 2003

Dilbert//5245, first published 23 years ago on Monday 25th August 2003

Tags

everyones opinion advice best job crazy ideas mental psychology

Official transcript

"I'll get everyone's opinion, and then I'll make my decision."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL GET EVERYONE'S OPINION, AND THEN I'LL MAKE MY DECISION.

TRANSLATION: YOU'LL TAKE THE ADVICE OF WHOEVER DOES THE BEST JOB OF TRASH- TALKING EVERYONE ELSE.

WHERE DO YOU GET THESE CRAZY IDEAS?

SHE'S MENTAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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