Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th September 2003

Dilbert//5257, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 6th September 2003

Tags

top priority smoldering mound rubble career didn't like desk

Official transcript

"Dilbert, take care of this. It's our top priority."

"Sure. I'll just let m other priorities slip until my career is a smoldering mound of rubble."

"So what is it?"

"I don't know.. I just didn't like it on my desk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DIL BERT, TAKE CARE OF THIS.

IT'S OUR TOP PRIORITY.

SURE. I'LL JUST LET MY OTHER TOP PRIORITIES SLIP UNTIL MY CAREER IS A SMOLDERING MOUND OF RUBBLE.

50 WHAT IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW... I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT ON MY DESK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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