Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th September 2003

Dilbert//5258, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 7th September 2003

Tags

blame game back and fourth forgotten no time didn't look tattoo on chest no time torso read torso stickin chest

Official transcript

You never responded to my urgent request for engineering resources. "What?"

"I told Alice to ask you!"

"She must have forgotten."

"I sent you three e-mail messages."

"You know I don't have time to read my e-mail."

"And I sent you a voicemail."

"You know I don't have time for voice-mails."

"That's why I also.."

"Tatooed it on your stinkin' chest!!!"

"As if I have time to read my torso."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO MY URGENT REQUEST FOR ENGINEERING RESOURCES.

WHAT?

I TOLD ALICE TO ASK YOU!

SHE MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN.

I SENT YOU THREE EMAIL MESSAGES.

YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ MY EMAIL.

AND I SENT YOU A VOICE - MATI YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR VOICE- MAILS.

THAT'S WHY I ALSO..

TATTOOED IT ON YOUR STINKIN' CHEST!!!

AS IF I HAVE TIME TO READ MY TORSO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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