Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th September 2003

Dilbert//5265, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 14th September 2003

Tags

keeper of giant binder secret technology never leave office no drawer no desk use as tiny bed rest of days trade show binder

Official transcript

"Asok, I designate you the keeper of the giant binder."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I DESIGNATE YOU THE KEEPER OF THE GIANT BINDER.

IT CONTAINS OUR SECRET TECHNOLOGY PLANS.

IT CAN NEVER LEAVE THIS OFFICE.

IT WON'T FIT IN ANY DRAWER.

AND THE "CLEAN DESK POLICY FORBIDS ME FROM LEAVING IT ON MY DESKTOP.

GAAA!! I CAN'T TAKE IT HOME, AND I CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE!

I MUST USE IT AS A TINY BED AND SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS GUARDING IT.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GIANT BINDER PROP THAT YOU GOT AT THE TRADE SHOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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