Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th September 2003

Dilbert//5266, first published 23 years ago on Monday 15th September 2003

Tags

project manager returned calls emails mentally superior finished porject sleep national holidays

Official transcript

"Since I became project manager, no one has returned my calls or responded to my e-mails."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SINCE I BECAME PROJECT MANAGER, NO ONE HAS RETURNED MY CALLS OR RESPONDED TO MY EMAILS.

LUCKILY, I'M AN I.I.T.

GRADUATE, MENTALLY SUPERIOR TO MOST PEOPLE ON EARTH, SO I FINISHED THE PROJECT MYSELF.

ARE YOU TIRED?

I AM TRAINED TO ONLY SLEEP DURING NATIONAL HOLIDAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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