Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th September 2003

Dilbert//5269, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 18th September 2003

Tags

actual question delivery fantasize imaginary one plastic casing ripping moustache two week

Official transcript

Did you order the plastic casings I need?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU ORDER THE PLASTIC CASINGS I NEED?

THEY TAKE TWO WEEKS FOR DELIVERY I SEE THAT YOU'VE CLEVERLY AVOIDED MY ACTUAL QUESTION IN FAVOR OF AN IMAGINARY ONE INVOLVING DELIVERY TIMES.

NOW I'M FANTASIZING ABOUT RIPPING OFF YOUR MUSTACHE AND USING IT TO SHINE YOUR HEAD.

I HEAR THAT A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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