Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th September 2003

Dilbert//5268, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 17th September 2003

Tags

audio lessons hundred million showing up performing ceo be the person buy audio lessons

Official transcript

Would you like to make a hundred million dollars for just showing up at work?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS FOR JUST SHOWING UP AT WORK?

MY AUDIO LESSONS TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME AN UNDER - PERFORMING CEO.

#19.95 STEP ONE: BECOME A CEO. STEP TWO : BE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO WOULD BUY THESE AUDIO LESSONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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