Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th September 2003

Dilbert//5271, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 20th September 2003

Tags

can't buy happiness expensive possessions pople envious tarde happiness for money whacked

Official transcript

"Bob, remember that money can't buy happiness."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, REMEMBER THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.

BUT IT CAN BUY EXPENSIVE POSSESSIONS THAT MAKE OTHER PEOPLE ENVIOUS, AND THAT FEELS JUST AS GOOD.

AND YOU CAN PAY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHACKED.

CAN I TRADE MY HAPPINESS FOR SOME MONEY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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