Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st September 2003

Dilbert//5272, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 21st September 2003

Tags

nano bit project dilbert take over everyone busy face in allaegators one cracker a day cracker time quitting tomorrow four problems

Official transcript

"I don't have time to work on the nanobit project."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WORK ON THE NANOBIT PROJECT NO PROBLEM. TELL DILBERT I SAID HE SHOULD TAKE OVER.

TWO MINUTES LATER I'M WAY, WAY TOO BUSY.

FINE. TELL WALLY TO DO IT.

TWO MINUTES LATER I'M UP TO YOUR FACE IN ALLIGATORS!

OKAY, OKAY..

HAND IT OFF TO TWO MINUTES LATER BUT ALREADY I ONLY HAVE TIME TO EAT ONE CRACKER A DAY TELL TED I SAID.

SURE, I'LL DO IT. NO PROBLEM.

...

CRACKER TIME.

I'M QUITTING TOMORROW.

ASOK.

I SOLVED FOUR PROBLEMS TODAY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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