Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st October 2003

Dilbert//5282, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 1st October 2003

Tags

ne whore break room pushy punchable met alice

Official transcript

"Hey, big guy, how's your golf game lately?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, BIG GUY, HOW'S YOUR GOLF GAME LATELY?

IVE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR THREE SECONDS AND ALREADY I HAVE A DEEP DESIRE TO PUNCH YOU.

BUT NO ONE EVER DOES.

HAVE YOU MET ALICE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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