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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st October 2003

Dilbert//5282, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 1st October 2003


Tags

ne whore break room pushy punchable met alice


Official transcript

"Hey, big guy, how's your golf game lately?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY, BIG GUY, HOW'S YOUR GOLF GAME LATELY?

IVE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR THREE SECONDS AND ALREADY I HAVE A DEEP DESIRE TO PUNCH YOU.

BUT NO ONE EVER DOES.

HAVE YOU MET ALICE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Golf Game Lately?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with a coworker. The coworker inquires about Dilbert's golf game, prompting Dilbert to reveal that he has only known the person for three seconds but has a deep desire to punch them. The coworker, seemingly unaware of Dilbert's intentions, asks if he has met Alice, to which Dilbert responds with a question about meeting Alice.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's sarcastic tone and desire to punch his coworker
  • The coworker's obliviousness to Dilbert's intentions
  • The mention of Alice, leaving the reader wondering who she is and her significance in the context of the comic strip.

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