Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd October 2003

Dilbert//5283, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 2nd October 2003

Tags

new hire guy bothering workers love golf rain tomorrow plans sad paper body roll in salt scoring system

Official transcript

"I love golf. Golfing is fun. It's a good day to golf. Do you want to go golfing in the rain tomorrow at 6 A.M.?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE GOLF. GOLFING IS FUN. IT'S A GOOD DAY TO GOLF. DO YOU WANT TO GO GOLFING IN THE RAIN TOMORROW AT 6 A.M.?

NO, THANKS. I HAVE PLANS TO SANDPAPER MY ENTIRE BODY AND ROLL AROUND IN SALT.

I HOPE NO ONE EVER CREATES A SCORING SYSTEM FOR THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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