Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd October 2003

Dilbert//5283, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 2nd October 2003

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new hire guy bothering workers love golf rain tomorrow plans sad paper body roll in salt scoring system

Official transcript

"I love golf. Golfing is fun. It's a good day to golf. Do you want to go golfing in the rain tomorrow at 6 A.M.?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE GOLF. GOLFING IS FUN. IT'S A GOOD DAY TO GOLF. DO YOU WANT TO GO GOLFING IN THE RAIN TOMORROW AT 6 A.M.?

NO, THANKS. I HAVE PLANS TO SANDPAPER MY ENTIRE BODY AND ROLL AROUND IN SALT.

I HOPE NO ONE EVER CREATES A SCORING SYSTEM FOR THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Golfing in the Rain"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green tie, engaging in a conversation with his boss. Dilbert's boss, a balding man with a white shirt and tie, expresses his enthusiasm for golfing in the rain. Dilbert responds by asking if his boss wants to go golfing in the rain tomorrow at 6 a.m. The boss agrees, but then reveals that he has plans to sandpaper his entire body and roll around in salt.

Dilbert is perplexed by this statement and asks if his boss is creating a scoring system for golf. The boss responds with a tongue-in-cheek remark, stating that he hopes no one ever creates a scoring system for that. The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking puzzled and the boss walking away, leaving Dilbert to wonder about the absurdity of the situation.

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