Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th October 2003

Dilbert//5287, first published 23 years ago on Monday 6th October 2003


Tags

consulting firm fixing business strategies own industry doing bad never mention


Official transcript

My consulting firm specializes in fixing business strategies.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY CONSULTING FIRM SPECIALIZES IN FIXING BUSINESS STRATEGIES.

HAVE YOU EVER FIGURED OUT WHY YOUR OWN INDUSTRY IS IN THE TOILET?

I'LL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS NEVER TO MENTION THAT AGAIN.

OK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Consulting Firm's Expertise"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a consulting firm specializing in fixing business strategies. The conversation between the client and the consultant is as follows:

  • The client asks why his own industry is in the toilet.
  • The consultant responds with a tongue-in-cheek remark, offering a thousand dollars never to mention it again.
  • The client accepts the offer, indicating a willingness to overlook the issue in exchange for the payment.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of some consulting firms' claims about their expertise.
  • It pokes fun at the idea that a consulting firm can fix a business strategy without understanding the underlying industry.
  • The exchange between the client and the consultant showcases the willingness of some individuals to overlook issues in exchange for financial compensation.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour