Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th October 2003

Dilbert//5287, first published 23 years ago on Monday 6th October 2003

Tags

consulting firm fixing business strategies own industry doing bad never mention

Official transcript

My consulting firm specializes in fixing business strategies.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CONSULTING FIRM SPECIALIZES IN FIXING BUSINESS STRATEGIES.

HAVE YOU EVER FIGURED OUT WHY YOUR OWN INDUSTRY IS IN THE TOILET?

I'LL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS NEVER TO MENTION THAT AGAIN.

OK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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