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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th October 2003

Dilbert//5288, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 7th October 2003


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tuesday need by tuesday agreement yelling now unreliable


Official transcript

"I absolutely need your input by Tuesday."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ABSOLUTELY NEED YOUR INPUT BY TUESDAY.

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CONSIDERING THAT YOU'RE MASSIVELY UNRELIABLE, ID LIKE TO SAVE TIME BY YELLING AT YOU NOW.

YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT BY TUESDAY!!!

UMM... I WAS TOO BUSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "You Said You'd Do It by Tuesday"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, revolves around a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss demands that the employee provide input by Tuesday, but the employee requests a delay, citing the boss's previous statement that he would do it by Tuesday. The boss becomes frustrated and exasperated, leading to a humorous exchange. The strip highlights the importance of clear communication and the potential for misunderstandings in the workplace.

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