Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th October 2003

Dilbert//5288, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 7th October 2003

Tags

tuesday need by tuesday agreement yelling now unreliable

Official transcript

"I absolutely need your input by Tuesday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ABSOLUTELY NEED YOUR INPUT BY TUESDAY.

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CONSIDERING THAT YOU'RE MASSIVELY UNRELIABLE, ID LIKE TO SAVE TIME BY YELLING AT YOU NOW.

YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT BY TUESDAY!!!

UMM... I WAS TOO BUSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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