Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th October 2003

Dilbert//5293, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 12th October 2003

Tags

new version every feature current version leapfrog competition better products pile of crud

Official transcript

"Hey, it's a customer!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, IT'S A CUSTOMER!

YOU'RE IN LUCK; OUR NEXT VERSION HAS EVERY FEATURE YOU'LL EVER WANT!

I WAS READY TO BUY YOUR CURRENT VERSION... BUT I GUESS I'LL WAIT.

WHEN WILL OUR NEW VERSION BE READY?

THE NEW VERSION WILL LEAPFROG OUR COMPETITION.

IT DOES?

LEAPFROG? THAT IMPLIES THAT THEY HAVE BETTER PRODUCTS RIGHT NOW.

BUY OUR PRODUCT, YOU STINKIN' SLAPIPILE OF CRU!!

YEAR.

I HAVE TO RUN.

TRY NOT TO BLOW THE SALE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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