Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th October 2003

Dilbert//5294, first published 23 years ago on Monday 13th October 2003

Tags

best negotiator vendor engineering training resist facts infinite liability unidentified gizma

Official transcript

"The vendor is sending their best negotiator."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE VENDOR IS SENDING THEIR BEST NEGOTIATOR.

YOU MUST USE ALL OF YOUR ENGINEERING TRAINING TO RESIST HER TRICKS AND LOOK ONLY AT THE FACTS.

AND IF YOU AGREE TO INFINITE LIABILITY, YOU GET A .00001% CHANCE OF DATING ME, PLUS A MINUTE TO PLAY WITH AN UNIDENTIFIED GIZMO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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