Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th October 2003

Dilbert//5297, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 16th October 2003

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egos europe to denver lies made up management retreat middle management press release top

Open source transcript

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU TOLD EVERYONE AT THE MANAGEMENT RETREAT...

BUT OUR MARKETING DEPARTMENT ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE SAYING WE'RE DESIGNING A TUNNEL LINKING EUROPE TO DENVER.

FLASH BACK I'M INSTALLING A NEW SPRINKLER SYSTEM IN MY LAWN.

MUST TOP.

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