Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th October 2003

Dilbert//5296, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 15th October 2003

Tags

used coffee sirrer watsebacket not maid laziness

Official transcript

"Hey! You left a used coffee stirrer on the counter!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY! YOU LEFT A USED COFFEE STIRRER ON THE COUNTER !!!

THE WASTEBASKET WAS ONE FOOT AWAY!

I AM AN ASSOCIATE, NOT YOUR MAID!!!

BEHOLD THE POWER OF LAZINESS.

SO, I'LL THROW IT AWAY FOR YOU THIS TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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