Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th October 2003

Dilbert//5296, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 15th October 2003

Tags

used coffee sirrer watsebacket not maid laziness

Official transcript

"Hey! You left a used coffee stirrer on the counter!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY! YOU LEFT A USED COFFEE STIRRER ON THE COUNTER !!!

THE WASTEBASKET WAS ONE FOOT AWAY!

I AM AN ASSOCIATE, NOT YOUR MAID!!!

BEHOLD THE POWER OF LAZINESS.

SO, I'LL THROW IT AWAY FOR YOU THIS TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Wastebasket's Revenge"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a white shirt and yellow tie, holding a coffee stirrer. He encounters a woman with a pink shirt and brown hair, who is about to throw away the stirrer.

Dialogue:

• Dilbert: "Hey, you left a used coffee stirrer on the counter!!"
• Woman: "The wastebasket was one foot away. I am an associate, not your maid!!"
• Dilbert: "Behold the power of laziness. So, I'll throw it away for you this time."

Key Points:

• Dilbert is annoyed by the woman's laziness
• The woman refuses to throw away the used coffee stirrer
• Dilbert takes matters into his own hands and throws it away himself

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