Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th October 2003

Dilbert//5301, first published 23 years ago on Monday 20th October 2003

Tags

guest cartoonist nildo orbfutz consulting welocme breakroom on the job training

Official transcript

"Who's today's guest cartoonist?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO'S TODAY'S GUEST CARTOONIST?* AT GREAT EXPENSE , I'VE JUST HIRED NILDO ORBEUTZ AS A CONSULTANT, HE WILL INCREASE OUR PRODUCTIVITY HEREBY CALCULATING HOW MUCH TIME IS ACTUALLY WASTED!

BUSINESS MANAGEMENT? H.R.?

PRA PSYCHOLOGY?

ON -THE-JOB TRAINING.

IDEAS wasting LET ME GUESS: YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FROM EVERY JOB YOU EVER HAD...

FOR WASTING TIME?

WELCOME. TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CONSULTING.

Rouse * ANSWER: GO TO DILBERT.COM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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