Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th October 2003

Dilbert//5301, first published 23 years ago on Monday 20th October 2003

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guest cartoonist nildo orbfutz consulting welocme breakroom on the job training

Official transcript

"Who's today's guest cartoonist?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO'S TODAY'S GUEST CARTOONIST?* AT GREAT EXPENSE , I'VE JUST HIRED NILDO ORBEUTZ AS A CONSULTANT, HE WILL INCREASE OUR PRODUCTIVITY HEREBY CALCULATING HOW MUCH TIME IS ACTUALLY WASTED!

BUSINESS MANAGEMENT? H.R.?

PRA PSYCHOLOGY?

ON -THE-JOB TRAINING.

IDEAS wasting LET ME GUESS: YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FROM EVERY JOB YOU EVER HAD...

FOR WASTING TIME?

WELCOME. TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CONSULTING.

Rouse * ANSWER: GO TO DILBERT.COM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Wonderful World of Consulting"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in 2003, features a conversation between Nildo Orbfutz, a consultant hired to increase productivity, and a group of employees. The employees are skeptical of Nildo's credentials, which include a degree in Business Management, H.R., and Psychology. They question how these degrees relate to his ability to increase productivity.

Nildo responds by stating that he has been fired from every job he has ever had, implying that he has a unique approach to consulting. He then asks the employees how they acquired their credentials and if they have ever wasted time on-the-job training.

The employees are unimpressed by Nildo's response and continue to question his qualifications. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consultants who claim to have all the answers but may not have the necessary experience or qualifications to back it up. The title "The Wonderful World of Consulting" is ironic, as the comic strip highlights the flaws in the consulting industry rather than showcasing its benefits.

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