Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st October 2003

Dilbert//5302, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 21st October 2003

Tags

guest cartoonist rob the dinosuar bob million degrees costume you idiot no pay every has cotsume

Open source transcript

WHO'S TODAY'S GUEST CARTOONIST?* HI! ROB THE DINOSAUR HERE!

TODAY I WANT - CUT!!!

YOUR NAME IS BOB!

SIR, IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES IN HERE. CAN'T WE TAKE A TWO MINUTE BREAK?

NO! YOU'LL DO IT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.

YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE DISPLEASED ME. NO PAY FOR YOU!

I HATE PILBERT.

SSH: HE'LL HEAR YOU!

* ANSWER: GO TO DILBERT.COM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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