Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th October 2003

Dilbert//5307, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 26th October 2003

Tags

boosting prformance vacation days use all recahrged issed days copeantetive advantage retirement return 15 year vacation 20 years in minutes

Official transcript

"I have an idea for boosting my performance."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR BOOSTING MY PERFORMANCE.

YOU WISELY COACHED US TO USE ALL OF OUR VACATION DAYS EVERY YEAR.

BECAUSE WE COME BACK RECHARGED!

OUR RENEWED MOTIVATION IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO COMPENSATE FOR THE MISSED DAYS.

MY PLAN IS TO LEVERAGE THAT COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE.

I'LL TAKE A FIFTEEN YEAR VACATION AND RETURN TEN MINUTES BEFORE RETIREMENT.

THEN I'LL BE SO RECHARGED THAT I'LL POUNCE AND DO TWENTY YEARS OF WORK IN MINUTES!!

UNLESS IT'S NEAR A HOLIDAY, IN WHICH CASE, DO YOU MIND IF I LEAVE EARLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.