Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th October 2003

Dilbert//5308, first published 23 years ago on Monday 27th October 2003

Tags

lunch time barely came late work eat plaumbing read apaper non urgency moring at offcie slacker stale job

Official transcript

"Are you going to lunch?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU GOING TO LUNCH?

LUNCH ALREADY?

SHEESH! I BARELY HAD TIME TO COME LATE TO WORK, EAT BREAKFAST, USE THE PLUMBING AND READ THE PAPER.

YOU TAKE YOUR NON- WORK SERIOUSLY.

I'M TRYING TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF NON- URGENCY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Non-Urgency Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2003, revolves around a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss inquires about the employee's lunch plans, to which the employee responds by stating that they are already late to work. The boss then asks the employee to come late, eat breakfast, use the plumbing, and read the paper, but only if they are not in a hurry.

The employee, seemingly puzzled, asks if the boss is serious about taking their non-work seriously. The boss replies that they are trying to develop a sense of non-urgency. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of prioritizing non-urgency in a workplace setting.

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