Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st October 2003

Dilbert//5312, first published 23 years ago on Friday 31st October 2003

Tags

rick mustaully exclusive transofrm package ultra light absorb impact brick wall

Official transcript

"Hey, Rick. Allow me to explain why your specifications are mutually exclusive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, RICK. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN WHY YOUR SPECIFICATIONS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

MUST TRANSFORM.

IF WE MAKE THE PACKAGE ULTRA LIGHT, THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH MATERIAL TO ABSORB IMPACT WHEN...

I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING THROUGH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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