Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th October 2003

Dilbert//5311, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 30th October 2003

Tags

emailed breakdown format unspoken shining prefernces mpiness abyss

Official transcript

"I e-mailed you the expense breakdown. I need you to fix the format and send it out."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I EMAILED YOU THE EXPENSE BREAKDOWN.

I NEED YOU TO FIX THE FORMAT AND SEND IT OUT.

I WILL NOW READ YOUR MIND TO GET THE UNSPOKEN, EVER- SHIFTING PREFERENCES FOR THE FORMAT.

I SEE NOTHING EMPTINESS.

THE ABYSS.

ADD A CHART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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