Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd November 2003

Dilbert//5314, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 2nd November 2003

Tags

focusing on bandwidth organic growth table an issue sudebar managing expectations ducks in a row no project

Official transcript

"Wally, what's the status of your project?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WHAT'S THE STATUS OF YOUR PROJECT?

DEEP BREATH.

CLEAR MY MIND.

I'VE BEEN FOCUSING MY BANDWIDTH ON ORGANIC GROWTH.

I'M GETTING LOTS OF PUSH-BACK, 50 I'M TAKING THE DISCUSSIONS OFFLINE.

BUT SOMETIMES I TABLE AN ISSUE OR HANDLE IT IN A SIDEBAR.

NOW I HAVE MY DUCKS IN A ROW.

THE DEAL-BREAKERS ARE ON THE BACK BURNER, AND I'M MANAGING EXPECTATIONS.

OKAY... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

WALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE A PROJECT.

WHAT?

THEN WHY AM I SO TIRED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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