Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd November 2003

Dilbert//5315, first published 23 years ago on Monday 3rd November 2003

Tags

conference calls from mens room idiotssyncrasies conference calls finished newspaper

Official transcript

"Wally, there have been complaints that you take conference calls from the men's room."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS THAT YOU TAKE CONFERENCE CALLS FROM THE MEN'S ROOM.

OK, PERHAPS I HAVE A FEW IDIOSYNCRASIES, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE WORK.

NO ONE INVITED YOU TO THOSE CONFERENCE CALLS.

WHAT IF I'VE ALREADY FINISHED THE NEWSPAPER?

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