Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th November 2003

Dilbert//5316, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 4th November 2003

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Official transcript

"We're not 'level conscious' here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE NOT "LEVEL CONSCIOUS" HERE.

YOU COULD WALK UP TO ANY VICE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE AND TALK TO HIS SECRETARY AS IF YOU WERE AN EQUAL.

WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOT. SO DON'T TRY TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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