Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th November 2003

Dilbert//5319, first published 23 years ago on Friday 7th November 2003

Tags

lazy rich new product rebate 1 million banking on forgetting great bargain one person

Official transcript

"Don't sell your new product for $29. Offer it at $1,000,029 with a rebate of $1,000,000."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T SELL YOUR NEW PRODUCT FOR $29.

OFFER IT AT #1,000,029 WITH A REBATE OF $ 1,000,000.

PEOPLE WILL THINK IT'S A GREAT BARGAIN WHEN IN FACT IT'S JUST A HUGE INCONVENIENCE.

AND ALL WE NEED IS ONE PERSON TO FORGET TO MAIL IN THE REBATE FORMS.

WELL TARGET THE LAZY RICH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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