Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th November 2003

Dilbert//5320, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 8th November 2003

Tags

nutty boss halluciantions sadistic nut having problems unhealthy boss

Official transcript

"I'm having problems at home, so I'll be taking it out on you today."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HAVING PROBLEMS AT HOME, SO I'LL BE TAKING IT OUT ON YOU TODAY.

I'LL BEGIN BY HALLUCINATING THAT YOU SAID SOMETHING BAD.

THEN I'LL YELL AT YOU FOR SAYING IT.

I AM IF I GO TO MY CUBICLE, NOT A CAN YOU SADISTIC HALLUCINATE THAT NUT!!!

I'M HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hallucinations"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2003, features Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The scene unfolds with Dilbert announcing that he will be taking his problems home, only to be interrupted by Wally, who begins to hallucinate.

• Panel 1: Dilbert announces that he will be taking his problems home.
• Panel 2: Wally starts to hallucinate, saying that Dilbert is saying something bad and yelling at him to say it.
• Panel 3: Dilbert responds, "I am not a sadistic nut!!!" and Wally continues to hallucinate, asking if he can go to his cubicle to hallucinate that he is there.

The comic strip humorously depicts the absurdity of Wally's hallucinations and the frustration of Dilbert dealing with his boss's antics.

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