Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th November 2003

Dilbert//5323, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 11th November 2003

Tags

boss stalker wait offcie unscheduled suck up phone calls end still out there

Official transcript

"We'll be seeing a lot of each other. I'm a stalker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL BE SEEING A LOT OF EACH OTHER. I'M A BOSS STALKER.

I WAIT BY HIS OFFICE, UNSCHEDULED, READY TO SUCK UP TO HIM WHENEVER HIS PHONE CALLS END.

I PLEASE DON'T I STIL 05T THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Boss Stalker"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting at his desk and awaiting a meeting with his boss. He is accompanied by a woman who introduces herself as a "boss stalker." The boss stalker explains that she has been waiting for the boss to finish his phone call, but he seems to be taking an unusually long time.

As the boss continues to talk on the phone, the boss stalker becomes increasingly frustrated, eventually exclaiming, "Please don't go... it's still out there!" The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the common experience of waiting for someone to finish a phone call, and the lengths to which people will go to avoid being left alone.

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