Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th November 2003

Dilbert//5323, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 11th November 2003

Tags

boss stalker wait offcie unscheduled suck up phone calls end still out there

Official transcript

"We'll be seeing a lot of each other. I'm a stalker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL BE SEEING A LOT OF EACH OTHER. I'M A BOSS STALKER.

I WAIT BY HIS OFFICE, UNSCHEDULED, READY TO SUCK UP TO HIM WHENEVER HIS PHONE CALLS END.

I PLEASE DON'T I STIL 05T THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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