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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th November 2003

Dilbert//5324, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 12th November 2003


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director of profit making behind greatness acting like king wants award making spectavle


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LATER WE'LL BE JOINED BY THE DIRECTOR OF THE ONLY DIVISION THAT'S MAKING A PROFIT.

BEHOLD MY GREATNESS!!

BATHE YE ALL IN THE PLEASURE OF MY GENERAL PROXIMITY!!

I CAN ONLY STAY IF YOU GIVE ME AN AWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Greatness of Proximity"

Summary:

The comic strip features a meeting scene with a king, queen, and other individuals seated at a table. The king announces that he will be joined by the director of the only division that's making a profit. The queen responds with a humorous remark, saying she can only stay if she's given an award. The king agrees, and the queen is awarded a crown. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of proximity to power being more important than actual achievement.

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