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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th November 2003

Dilbert//5326, first published 23 years ago on Friday 14th November 2003


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make changes skills database know as guy avoid work too much work


Official transcript

"Wally, can you show me how to make changes to the skills database?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO MAKE CHANGES TO THE SKILLS DATABASE?

I CAN'T RISK BEING KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO EDIT THE DATABASE.

BECAUSE?

I BARELY HAVE TIME TO AVOID THE WORK I ALREADY HAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Skills Database"

Summary:

  • Wally, a character from the Dilbert comic strip, is tasked with making changes to the skills database.
  • He is hesitant to do so, citing a lack of risk, as the person he needs to edit the database is well-versed in its operation.
  • Wally's reluctance stems from his fear of causing unintended consequences, and he is unsure of how to proceed.
  • The strip humorously highlights the challenges of navigating complex systems and the importance of proper training and expertise.

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