Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th November 2003

Dilbert//5326, first published 23 years ago on Friday 14th November 2003

Tags

make changes skills database know as guy avoid work too much work

Official transcript

"Wally, can you show me how to make changes to the skills database?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO MAKE CHANGES TO THE SKILLS DATABASE?

I CAN'T RISK BEING KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO EDIT THE DATABASE.

BECAUSE?

I BARELY HAVE TIME TO AVOID THE WORK I ALREADY HAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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