Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th November 2003

Dilbert//5327, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 15th November 2003

Tags

produce breakthrough meeting coach me higher perfromance no hope for progress business

Official transcript

My project has no progress and no hope for progress.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT HAS NO PROGRESS AND NO HOPE FOR PROGRESS.

SCHEDULED A MEETING SO I CAN FANTASIZE THAT IT WILL PRODUCE A BREAKTHROUGH.

I RECOMMEND THAT WE HAVE A MEETING NEXT WEEK SO YOU CAN FANTASIZE THAT YOU'LL COACH ME TO HIGHER LEVELS OF PERFORMANCE.

SOUNDS GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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