Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th November 2003

Dilbert//5331, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 19th November 2003

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competitive strategies seminar house keeping energency stay seated no mens room

Official transcript

"Welcome to the competitive strategies seminar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE COMPETITIVE STRATEGIES SEMINAR.

FIRST, SOME HOUSEKEEPING. IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY, STAY SEATED SO I'LL HAVE A CLEAR PATH TO THE EXIT.

AND... THERE IS NO MEN'S ROOM IN THE BUILDING AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.

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