Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th November 2003

Dilbert//5332, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 20th November 2003

Tags

take training mismanagement skills awed send wally

Official transcript

I desperately need to take this training.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DESPERATELY NEED TO TAKE THIS TRAINING.

WE CAN'T SPARE YOU. SEND WALLY AND HAVE HIM TELL YOU WHAT HE LEARNED.

I'M AWED BY THE SHEER ARTISTRY OF YOUR MISMANAGEMENT SKILLS.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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