Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st November 2003

Dilbert//5333, first published 23 years ago on Friday 21st November 2003

Tags

status reprrts costs of projects business plan budget throw on pile

Official transcript

"Lately I am overcome with doubt that you read my status reports."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LATELY I AM OVERCOME WITH DOUBT THAT YOU READ MY STATUS REPORTS.

ASOK, THE BIGGEST VALUE OF A STATUS REPORT IS THAT IT MAKES YOU CONSIDER ALL THE COSTS OF YOUR PROJECT.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS THE BIGGEST VALUE OF A BUSINESS PLAN OR A BUDGET.

WHATEVER.

THROW IT ON THE PILE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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