Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th November 2003

Dilbert//5336, first published 23 years ago on Monday 24th November 2003

Tags

evil director cut costs bottom of ocena crushed by pressure breathing issue whiner labeled a whiner

Official transcript

"Catbert, evil H.R. director."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT, EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR IN ORDER TO CUT COSTS, SOME OF YOU WILL BE RELOCATED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

WOULDN'T WE BE CRUSHED BY THE PRESSURE?

EVERY JOB HAS SOME PRESSURE.

AND THEN THERE'S THE BREATHING ISSUE.

I LABEL YOU A WHINER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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