Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th November 2003

Dilbert//5337, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 25th November 2003

Tags

replace myself cheap elbonian labor describe appearence coffe mug

Official transcript

I'm planning to replace myself with cheap Elbonian labor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PLANNING TO REPLACE MYSELF WITH CHEAP EL BONIAN LABOR.

WATCH THIS: TURN AROUND AND TRY TO DESCRIBE MY APPEARANCE.

I SEE GLASSES...A COFFEE MUG...AND THAT'S ALL.

THIS WILL WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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